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felt...compelled... to replace the previous journal entry XD your welcome world...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I...I got a tablet... so... excited .... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! can't ... express... feelings O.O AHH!!! thats .... how my feelings have been ..... coming out.... can't... even form .... sentences O.O AHHH!! sorry... that was... a burst of feels right there... so....much happiness in my soul O.O but... don't know what... to draw D: i've... just been scribbling XD must... focus... and think of something O.O AHHHH!
what is this?! i leave for a few days and my messages thing BLOWS up!? wow.....well sucks to updates! >o> yeah thats right.... i said it... english cussing go! XD best insult ever.... "sucks to you!" XD english people make me laugh.... thier so cute when they try to act tuff.... XD just makes me want to give them a pity pat on the back and say "awww that was cute man.... that was cute" I feel id get beat up if i went to england just because of the fact that i wouldnt be able to take any of them seriously and id end up making fun of them XD hmm.... yeah.... probably should avoid england...maybe....it would be funny.... anyway! i digress.... hmmm.... sucks to you..... feel like thats the english way of saying "screw you" or "suck it" ........ hmmm..... or maybe they mean "sucks to be you" and forgot the "be"..... hmm.... i have no idea... but either way! it is a good phrase and applaud the english for it. i dont appluad them on their dental work or some of their cooking.... but their phrases... they amuse me and i will give them props for them XD bravo england.... braaaavo....
....yeah i got nothing. totally came on here all "oh hey! i wanna write something!" then i forgot XD clearly! it was not very important....i kind of thought it would come back to me if i just stared at the computer for a while.... but the only thing that happened was that i got hungry.... omg! did you know that platypuses ....platypies....? platy.....(how do you say it plural?! >.>") nevermind you know what im talking about!....and if not then ..... oh well. but! platypus' back feet are apparently poisonous! O: i thought that was funny.... death by platypus.... can just picture it.... your dead and with all these other people that have died.... all by like shark attacks, fire, heart attack, and then.... platypus..... XD perry the platypus assassin.... i can see it XD boom! thats the sound of me droppin some knowledge on you.... now you have all been educated on the dangers of platypi.... (i keep trying different spellings and it continues to look wrong >.>) omg! and me and my friends have deicided that should i fullfill my life long plan B dream career of being a hobo that i would be a rich hobo XD mainly just because i would annoy people so much and sell them things i find in the trash and convincing them they need it...i would also have a cardboard mansion house O: and color it and stuff XD pimp out my box home.... yes... livin the dream XD i like my plan B dream life/career XD you guys have one? you should always have a plan B! XD like me :D but dont be a hobo like me.... i dont want the competition >.>
ok! so...today was the most least productive day EVER! >o> stupid...calsses! all shortened and junk.... had no time to do ANYTHING! .... especially in orchestra! >.> .....we were all so bored... my friend attacked my bag...we were that bored.... it went pretty much like this -->

me:*gets chair and puts stuff on it*
friend:....? you dont need a chair today....were playing outside
me:so....i want a chair.... for my stuff
friend:????? uh....your stuff doesnt need a chair
me:what?! my stuff not good enough for a chair?! you offend my stuff! my stuff deserves better then the nasty floor! >.>
friend:no it doesnt! *shoves my stuff off chair*
me:YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU! D: its ok stuff! hold on! *puts back on chair* HOW DARE YOU!!! O:< I WILL CUT YOU!

.....yeah....pretty much after that we couldnt keep a straight face and started laughing while about 5 other people in our class just stopped and stared at us all "wth???" ....psh, its like they've never seen someone spazzing over the fact that their stuff got knocked down onto the floor before... omg! i have a question! am i a mean person! D: my friends say i am but im not! im the nicest damn person youll ever meet >.> ....um.... ok maybe that could have come out better.... that was just not a convincing statement for my argument aaaaaaaat all XD um...lets just say that was assertive and not aggressive... euphamisms go! anyway! theyre all convinced im mean >.> and heartless... and soulless... just cause i dont cry in moveis usually... like "marley and me".... and i laughed when all the people died in the titanic... ok but seriuosly! NO ONE thought it was at least kind of funny to see those bobbing frozen bodies???? i thought that was histerical.... yeah...really not helping my argument... i see why people say these things now.... >.>'''' psh....just cause i have a dark sense of humor most of the time >.> ....actually i laugh pretty much at anything.... oh! especially people face planting on the sidewalk after trying to act all cool and do a skateboarding trick... thats comedy gold XD but seriously.... if you cant make me laugh then your just sad >.> your a sad little person .... "7 days without laughter makes one weak"....just remembered that quote.... i dont know who said it but it makes me happy :D totally made me go all "woo! that means im like... the strongest person in the world! i laugh everyday! :D "
hello starshine! the earth says hello! ....if you know this reference then i love you forever.... if you dont then i am dissapointed >.> wait.... disapointed? disappointed.... aha! i got it... spelled it right the third time XD damn that red line >.> i mean i know my spelling sucks but i dont need it to rub its superiority in the english language in my face >____> psh.... I CAN SPEAKA THE GOOD! >.> omg! totally off topic but check it! dudes and dudetts! the journal thingy has a skin thingy! and...and i just noticed it and i got al excited cause i didnt know what it did ....so i clicked it and still didnt get it so now im ignoring it.... yep...yep.... just went right over my head.... woosh! wow...i really cant stay on one topic can i? hmmmm....omg! you wanna know one of my many pet peeves?! when people talk text >.> for example! when people say L-O-L..... your not laughing out loud >.> your standing in front of me and not laughing.... >.> LIAR! if your laughing out loud then just laugh! dont narrate your laughter! that just kills the moment >.> aaaaaaaaand i totally just proved that i cant stay on topic..... but that needed to be stated! why? i dont know.... and you know what?!?! sea urchin is the nastiest food in the world! ITS LIKE SWALLOWING WHALE SNOT!!!! DX and oysters! GAH!!! thats like dolphin snot! sea urchin was all slimy and...and... UGH! DX cant believe i took that dare.... swallowed that nasty snot creature... bleck.... and its all yellowish orange and stuff! so its like a sick whale! its like they just go to sea world when shamoo is sick or something, and then get a bucket and take its snot DX just all "oh yeah! cant wait to put this on the menu!" just.....no..... take my advice.... never eat that super booger >.> NEVER EAT SEA URCHIN!!!! unless your gonna get like 50 bucks out of it.... BUT EVEN THEN!!! beware >.> ugh..... *gags* so need chocolate now.... need to eat something delicious now.... later peoples!
day three on DA! O: pretty exciting! hmm...you know i never noticed how loudly i type until now....at 11 at night... >.>"" typing with a purpose!! ah! damn my purpose! its to loud! shhhh keyboard;; anyway! moving on! wait....wait no....what is my purpose to writing this ....im bloging! O: and i spelled that wrong...i can tell cause that annoying red squiggly line appeared underneath it >.> its mocking my inability to spell good! ....and yet it doesnt mock my grammar >.> interesting...but no! i shall not call this blogging! (ha! take that english world! spelled it write!) i shall call this random assortment of my thoughts that is publicly displayed for others to read.... journaling >.> ha.....cause it says journal.... ha i amuse myself with my terrible jokes XD wait....what were we talking about before i started talking about journaling....oh! oh yeah! ok...my purpose >.> ....for writing this journal ...is... hmm.... ok so this is how i see it in my mind "i write these to bring joy and entertainment to peoples lives! :D go life!" and in reality its pretty much "i write this cause im bored and i want to talk about nothing so then it looks like im doing something....p.s. im hungry" .....woo hoo! i found chocolate!.....that had nothing to do with this conversation.... i just felt like you should know...that i have chocolate and a little part of my soul is happy now~ not my whole soul...just a part of it. omg! someone told me my soul tastes like frenchtoast! which makes me wanna try and eat my soul which im pretty sure is a bad thing but still.... put some powder sugar on my soul... that would taste awesome... breakfast of champions! O: frenchsoul with a powdery form of sugar.... yes! :D wait...if i ate my soul would that mean that i have no soul or anymore... or would it just go in like a circle and go back to being a part of me..... mrrrr my brain hurts now... T^T logic is failing me! or something like that....
yeah! day two on this site and i feel special :O so many nice people.... yay \(^.^)/ so helpful to the noob.... yay~ and people actually liking my stuff! more yays and success and hooplas! and and....and...other synonyms for excitement! and i noticed people actually read this thing so i felt kind of obligated to ...update it i guess? so....mission accomplished... consider this thing updated. hmm.... feel....compelled ....to write more here >.> but i dont know what about....uh... so hows your life? not...that you can answer me.. well i guess you could in the comments? yeah... do that...if you want.... i'll answer! :O unless i forget.... which is pretty likely cause my memory sucks.... hmm.... rambling.... yes....sorry.... i ramble a lot... and ... i feel i should apologize if your even still reading this thing... which is unlikely... or is it? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN.... mikasa... wait no... omg i found a chipotle receipt! mmm... chipotle~ seriously are you still reading this? wow... bravo sir and or madam... i applaud you! i wouldnt be as polite as you and continue reading... you are an inspiration...and im not being sarcastic! promise! and for those of you that stopped reading... shaaaaaame >o> i wrote this just for you people that have nothing to do! well no thats a lie.... i wrote it cause im actually the one that has nothing to do.... hmm.... yeah... little awkward now... so yeah...gonna.... stop now and spare whoever is still reading this... i grant you mercy! :D yay! peace out!
what is this thing? no im serious! what is it? D: do i just babble on and on and on and on and you guys just read it and read my inner most thoughts?!?! O: why? my thoughts are pretty uninteresting...mmm cheese...wait no what? im hungry.... anyway.... back to the core of this conversation! which is why is this thing here?! >o> feel like such a noob and i dont like this feeling of...of... noob-ness! hmm.... *flail* spaz attack go! hmm anyway... back to trying to figure out how this deviant thingy works >.> woosh!